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The future?

July 1, 2012

A few days ago, my mother asked me what I actually need to finish a diet and maybe finally lose some weight? I told her I need a reward in the end, something like a 25 year old boy, with a screaming asshole and a dick worth paying for!

Somehow I don`t think she actually care about my weight anymore, since we now goanna have a talk about my inheritance. I should have done the diet. Shit; I`m going poor and I`m still fat! Everything would have been so much better if I just stopped eating?

I`m not one of those people who proclaims that I`m beautiful as big, that I love my man-boobs and embrace cholesterol. My knees are killing me and I sweat like a pig during the summer. During the winter also, unfortunately. It`s heavy, but I`m just to lasy to diet. I’m very happy, thought. If that means anything?

I`m lying. I`m not really happy. I hate everything, but that`s not because I`m fat. My body just irritates me. It’s life that pisses me off!

:-)
Botta Pedersen

5 Responses to The future?

  1. Espen on June 2, 2012 at 10:38

    Hmmm…Savner den norske Bøtta jeg:-)

    • Bøtta Pedersen on June 2, 2012 at 18:12

      Jeg også..

      • Anette on June 2, 2012 at 18:48

        Ditto!
        Hvordan står det til med deg, kjære? :)

        • Bøtta Pedersen on June 3, 2012 at 12:48

          Styrer på med eksamen. Sliten. Drittlei :-(

          • Anette on June 3, 2012 at 22:07

            Huffda.. :( Det er alltid kjipt mens det står på, men etterpå er det jo ganske deilig da. Jeg heier på deg! :)

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GAY BLOG of the YEAR Norway: 2010/2011/2012

Former dragqueen and participant in reality TV-series, but now a queer leftover. Instead I look back and try to suck out the last attention possible. Rest of the time, I either brag, lie or complain..

Botta Pedersen